Category Archives: Vent

Instagram Standards

While I don’t write as often as I would like to – it seems to be that I dig up my every once in a while after finding something that truly sits in my craw. This time? This time I blame the Instagram “20 Beautiful Women Challenge” for my rant.

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But of Course I Want to Work in Retail Forever

At some point in life, everyone holds a menial job that makes you question whether or not there are actually nice people in the world. Some people call it a summer job while others call it a career, but me? I just call it retail.

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“They’re the Vegans of Being Nice”

I’m assuming most of you are aware of the ever-popular vegan joke, explaining that you’ll know a vegan when you meet one – because they won’t shut up about it. Well, I have found a social situation vaguely similar to the dietary habits of the animal-loving crazies…

People who, as a collective group, think they’re nice.

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I Ordered a Cheesesteak Outside of Philadelphia

Ah, the ever glamorous cheesesteak. While I personally prefer the buffalo chicken option (of basically everything), I finally caved and decided to try the wonderful combo of cheese, steak, onions, and grease on a roll outside of its natural habitat.

And I will never do it again.

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Two Words: Airports Suck

I am aware that we all have some strong opinion as to why airports suck. Maybe security takes too long or there’s never any good parking spots when you’re coming in for your 5 p.m. flight. Whatever your reasons may be, I’m here to tell you that there are a few things that seasoned travelers really hate about airports. Hint: it’s not the line at Starbucks.

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Say What You Want… I’m Wearing My 5″ Heels

For those of you who do not know me, I am tall. We’re not talking Destinee Hooker* tall, but I’m really not too far behind. Funny thing is, I’ve never thought of myself as tall. I’ve always assumed myself to be average and everyone else was just a bit shorter.

Until I put on heels, that is. Then I’m not “taller,” I’m more fabulous.

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I Really Don’t Care When You Read My Message

For some reason completely unbeknownst to me, people have become more obsessive about communicating on text-based platforms. Texting and Facebook messaging, for example. And for another reason that I cannot seem to explain, many people feel the need to request a “timestamp” from when you read the message. 

Needy, much?

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For the Love of My Eyes, Start Wearing Clothes That Fit

This. This puts me over the edge. Why people decide to go out in public wearing clothes that do not fit them correctly is just mind-boggling.  I understand how some people wish to be trendy and try to pull of certain styles not designed for them, but there is a reason those clothes don’t fit.

For example, if you go out in public, thinking you look great, and you catch people looking like this when you walk by:

Then you might just need a new outfit – aka you might be lucky enough for things just not to match on that particular day. But if you walk by and people are looking at you like this:

You really should consider finding clothes a size… or three… bigger.

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My Horse is Bigger than Yours

So this is one of my biggest pet peeves in the existence of ever: the “my horse is bigger than yours” game. There are some circumstances that you are allowed to brag about without fear of the ever obvious eye-roll, but those stories shouldn’t be downgraded due to a few dumb friends. This post is for all you story-toppers, one-uppers, and story-embellishers everywhere – cut it the hell out.

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